January 19, 2023
30 Rock’s Cheesy Blasters: I Made Them!
Hi everyone! So I know I said that I was going to make the Cheesy Blasters from “30 Rock” for you on here, but instead I made them for HelloGiggles.com! Please don’t be mad; just go read about it! And enjoy! They were SO good. But they look even less appetizing than the English Trifle, huh?
Read about the Cheesy Blasters and pay homage to Liz Lemon here!
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Veganizing “Friends”: Joey’s (AND ONLY JOEY’S) Fried Clams
As we’ve studied the eating habits of the Friends over the past few weeks, what is the most important lesson we’ve learned? JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD. Correct! In “The One With The Birth Mother”, in one of my favorite Joey storylines, he dates a woman (Annie Parisse) who does silly things like order plain salads but mooch off of Joey’s dinner. I agree with Joey on this one: Order the food you want to eat! (As long as it’s vegan, obvs.) Anyway, Annie (let’s just call her Annie) doesn’t really understand that it’s weird to take food off of someone else’s plate, at least without asking first. The conflict comes to a hilarious climax with Joey’s seafood platter dinner. He thinks he’s successfully distracted her with extra fries (which he is willing to share), but no such luck:
HAHA Joey at the end of the above video is MY FAVORITE EVER. Anyway! So, as you heard, the following conversation occurred:
Annie: (looks over at Joey’s platter) Oh wow, are those stuffed clams?
Joey: Uhhh.. yes, they are my stuffed clams.
Now, you’re probably thinking, “Hold on, woman. It says ‘stuffed clams’, not ‘fried clams.'” A few points:
- See his seafood platter plate, with all those little fried somethings? They look clam-sized, not shrimp-sized. (I know you see the actual stuffed clam in the shell later, but he could have had clams a few ways!)
- What do you think Joey would like better, something stuffed, or something fried? Correct.
So, we’re going to make fried clams. Much better idea, right? Who has food-grade seashells lying around?
I generally used the homemade seitan recipe from The PPK blog, because it’s great. I ripped the seitan pieces into long strips, and boiled it in broth with seaweed and dill thrown in. I didn’t have any kombu, so I used nori in the broth. If you have kombu, use that, because the nori isn’t meant for boiling and it disintegrated. Messy seaweed. You can see in the picture, it gets kind of weird. Kombu would impart a stronger flavor anyway. After the strips boiled, I breaded them and baked them. Let’s see!
FIRST, MAKE SEITAN
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THEN, BREAD THE STRIPS
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These turned out really well! They might not be salty enough for you, but that’s what sauces are for. You can make a vegan tartar sauce by blending vegan mayo, mustard, pickle relish, and capers, or you can just use ketchup. Really, any kind of sauce works here. An amazing thing I might do tomorrow with the leftovers is to mix vegan mayo with sriracha and a drop of Frank’s for a crazy spicy orange mayo like the type that comes with sushi rolls.
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Now, with your sauces ready, your strips crunchy and baked (or fried if you are awesome), you can enjoy them on a plate, as Joey did in this episode. ORRR, you can honor Mr. Joseph Francis Tribbiani even more, and make a sandwich! Because what is Joey’s favorite food? Say it with me: Sandwiches!!!
In sandwich form, I’d definitely recommend tartar sauce and whatever else fried-clams-on-rolls are usually served with up in New England. So good! These were overall really easy to make, and they turned out well. You can play with the breading mixture and add spices as you desire, perhaps some cayenne pepper, curry powder, or, if you are like me, more nooch. Yum! And, let’s say it all together now:
Giveaway trivia!
- Joey’s favorite food is, of course, sandwiches. But what is his favorite kind of sandwich?
- In Monica and Chandler’s storyline, they meet a woman at the adoption center who likes them. What does this woman think M & C do for a living?
- Extra credit: What Pulitzer-prize winning show featured a fantastic Annie Parisse?
Crispy Crunchy Chickpeas, 4 Ways!
I’ve had a new obsession lately, thanks to my commute. While I wait for my train to work, I am tempted day in and day out by these little bags of crispy chickpea snacks sold in my train station. Although sometimes they nearly break my teeth, I love them. Little chickpeas are somehow addictive, incredibly tasty, and pretty healthy, considering they are mostly just chickpeas! My habit is getting expensive though, so I decided to try making my own. Success! With little effort, I made 4 delicious kinds of crispy chickpeas today, and I am probably going to make more and more every day until I get sick of them or until all the stores run out of chickpeas. Let’s see what happens first! I really hope it’s not the latter. Or, really, the former.
#1: CHOCOLATE COCONUT SEA SALT
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#2: SALTY CHOCOLATE & CINNAMON
#3: SRIRACHA & LIME
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#4: GARLIC & SEA SALT & CRACKED
BLACK PEPPER
BLACK PEPPER
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I love all of these flavor combinations, and I can’t wait to try more! I know a lot of other recipes for these say to use dried chickpeas, because you can control the cooking process, but a) ain’t nobody got time for that! and b) using canned chickpeas worked fine! Next on my list is a cinnamon & sea salt one with melted Earth Balance as the base, to make kind of a salted caramel-like treat. And then maybe Frank’s and nooch? Speculoos?? Who knows! The possibilities are endless and delicious. What flavor combos would you try next? Is it bad that I can eat 3 cans of chickpeas in one day because of this new obsession? No? Score!