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Sunday Night! Pizza Night! In America! – Al Roker
While most people were watching football today (American football, where the foot rarely touches the ball), I decided to celebrate Pizza Night In America (as Al Roker announces every week…right?) by breaking in my brand new pizza stone! Yes, thanks to my bestie known around here as The Bean, I can no longer complain about not owning a pizza stone! (And after buying myself a Vitamix for Christmas, I’m running out of equipment-based things to complain about. Not that I’m complaining.)
Blessed with a few rolls of Field Roast sausage waiting to be used, I decided to top a bean-spread-based pizza with it, along with roasted cauliflower, a ton of roasted garlic, and some greens I had lying around. As you may know from my past pizza-making expeditions, I’m a big fan of replacing cheese or cheese-like substances, and sometimes (like now!) even sauce, with bean spreads. White beans are really the tofu of the bean world (I guess aside from soy beans…), waiting to be turned into anything you want. Except for brownies. Seriously, chill with that noise.
I’m pretty sure the pizza stone ranks as one of the smartest inventions in human history. The crust slid right off the stone, it browned nicely all around, and even though I used about twice as much dough as I should have (you can’t really tell, but I redefined the term ‘deep dish’ – and so can you!), it cooked perfectly throughout the massive folds of bread. Delicious!
Obviously, this will work with a wide variety of items you might have on hand, but I have to recommend following my lead with spinach and pre-sauteed Brussels sprouts. Or, better yet, arugula and spinach mixed together. I’m not a huge fan of arugula eaten raw, but it’s great on pizza.
Sadly, I realized that I was out of nooch. I KNOW! Perish the thought. This is a really serious problem. Please, everybody, to avoid a fate similar to mine, please make sure that you have a backstock of nooch. Don’t fail your future self. Keep nooch well-stocked as if it was the only way to thwart a nuclear attack. Happily, I realized that I can make a cheesy white bean spread without nooch. (Not that I’ll ever do it again.) So the below recipe is great for those of you who didn’t prepare well, or who don’t like nooch.
I’m pretty sure the pizza stone ranks as one of the smartest inventions in human history. The crust slid right off the stone, it browned nicely all around, and even though I used about twice as much dough as I should have (you can’t really tell, but I redefined the term ‘deep dish’ – and so can you!), it cooked perfectly throughout the massive folds of bread. Delicious!
Obviously, this will work with a wide variety of items you might have on hand, but I have to recommend following my lead with spinach and pre-sauteed Brussels sprouts. Or, better yet, arugula and spinach mixed together. I’m not a huge fan of arugula eaten raw, but it’s great on pizza.
Sadly, I realized that I was out of nooch. I KNOW! Perish the thought. This is a really serious problem. Please, everybody, to avoid a fate similar to mine, please make sure that you have a backstock of nooch. Don’t fail your future self. Keep nooch well-stocked as if it was the only way to thwart a nuclear attack. Happily, I realized that I can make a cheesy white bean spread without nooch. (Not that I’ll ever do it again.) So the below recipe is great for those of you who didn’t prepare well, or who don’t like nooch.
SOME PRETTY GREAT PIZZA
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Is there anything better than Pizza Night? I might have to make this a regular weekly or biweekly fixture now that I have a Stone. So exciting! What are your favorite pizza toppings? Is pizza your favorite food? I went to a casting call when I was like 11 (just for shits and giggles) and about 30 girls were asked “What’s your favorite food?” Every single one of us said pizza, except for one girl, who said “raviolis”. I said to her, “Um that’s not a word. Ravioli is already the Italian plural form.” She got a callback. Bitch.
Veganizing “Friends”: Rachel’s Birthday Flan
Hello everyone! If you are sticking with me through all of this “Fun with Friends” veganization, then you know that on Monday, I had a very interesting experience that left me feeling for a while like the guys do in the picture at left. It was a bit rough at times, a bit revolting, but overall it was really fun. And you know what?
Anyway, we’re moving on and today we’re going to try to create something delicious for a friend’s birthday. And, with Monica Fallula Gellar as the source of all wisdom, the most sophisticated way to celebrate a birthday is with birthday flan. Remember? From “The One With Two Parties”:
Phoebe: Ok, here are the birthday candles. Where’s the birthday cake?
Monica: Ok, we’re not having birthday cake, we’re having birthday flan.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Monica: It’s a traditional Mexican custard dessert.
Joey: Oh that’s nice, Happy birthday Rachel, here’s some goo.
Ok, all of the Friends were rightly skeptical of the flan idea – who wants goo instead of birthday cake? Birthday cake rocks. I would never serve flan as the sole dessert on a birthday. That’s pretty sad. Sorry Monica. Today, we’ll make mini flans, which will leave room in the belly for lots of birthday cake and ice cream and whatever other goodies want to play. And, since I have about an hour to do this, we’re going to give it JUST ONE SHOT. I hope you are crossing those fingers and toes!
Let’s just go for it.
Let’s just go for it.
Using the above ingredients, I created a really simple custard that we’re going to call flan. It took a total of like 20 minutes (not counting chilling time), and it tasted pretty good.
Ingredients
- 1.5C unsweetened almond milk, separated
- 1/2t agar powder
- 1t cornstarch
- 1/4C sugar
- 1/2t cinnamon
- 1/2T coconut oil
- pinch salt
Directions:
- In a sauce pan over high heat, mix 1C milk and the agar, and bring to a boil. Turn down to medium or med-high, keep it at a low boil for about 5 minutes, and stir often.
- Mix the other 1/2C milk and cornstarch in a measuring cup, then add to the sauce pan. Bring to boil, turn down heat to a low boil. Keep stirring
- Add the sugar and cinnamon. Stir while mixture is bubbling at a low boil for about 5 minutes.
- Add the coconut oil and salt. Let simmer for 2-3 minutes, keep stirring.
- Pour mixture into small ramekins or dishes (it filled two 4-inch ramekins for me) and refrigerate for at least an hour
This turned out pretty nicely! I topped the little bowls of goo with a burnt sugar caramel, made by just boiling sugar and Earth Balance in the same pot I made the flan in. Not bad!
It’s nice to be able to make such a custard in case friends or guests ever request such a thing, which they likely will. Just not on their birthdays! Monica, I love you, but you should’ve made Rachel a birthday cake. (And never invite her parents anywhere!)
It’s nice to be able to make such a custard in case friends or guests ever request such a thing, which they likely will. Just not on their birthdays! Monica, I love you, but you should’ve made Rachel a birthday cake. (And never invite her parents anywhere!)