{"id":8495,"date":"2017-06-09T11:34:58","date_gmt":"2017-06-09T11:34:58","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-04-16T12:37:08","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T12:37:08","slug":"i-am-africa-ceuta-is-a-fun-little-spanish-but-african-quirk-html-d1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/2017\/06\/09\/i-am-africa-ceuta-is-a-fun-little-spanish-but-african-quirk-html-d1\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Africa: Ceuta is a Fun Little Spanish But African Quirk"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/span> <\/span> <\/span> <\/span> <\/span> <\/span><\/a>The view of Africa from the ferry<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
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<\/a>Who would have guessed that Africaspain would have a SEPTA outpost! <\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
<\/a>there ain’t a friggin cloud in the sky<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n
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We stayed at Hotel Ceuta Puerta de Africa, and it was the first standard and modern kind of our trip, so not as charming or pretty or special like in Seville or Granada but it was clean and familiar. Also it had the first good wifi of the whole trip. And it had a bidet! Every bathroom should have one. <\/span>After we dropped our stuff, we needed to find lunch! We had been traveling to get to Ceuta from 6am to 2pm, so we were hungry and all weird from travel snacking and off meal times. But we had a super hard time finding a place for lunch. We literally went into every. single. restaurant or cafe in the entire town center and checked every menu and found NOTHING even remotely veganizable. It was unbelievably frustrating. They eat a shittonne of fried fish and cheese there. Finally, when I was about to cry (I should have just realized I could have bought groceries from the SuperSol), we asked the guy at one random cafe if he could make me a salad with only vegetables. The guy was so friendly and accommodating and said yes of course and I can also grill vegetables for you! Even though I normally hate that, I hadn’t had a standard grilled veg plate yet on this trip (hooray!) so I said that would actually be good. The veg plate was, but the salad came with a big plop of tuna on top ughhhh people fish is not a vegetable! We took the plopball off and the surrounding bits but it still had the fishy sense all over. Not a great start to eating in Ceuta but at least I had veggies. And bread. So much bread in Spain. I mean Africa. I mean Spain! <\/div>\n <\/a> <\/p>\n
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After walking pretty far up the main drag, we visited literally the one thing ‘to do’ in the Ceuta travel guides – visiting the medieval city walls. These royal walls used to be fortresses complete with a moat, and now are overrun with birds and their poop. They are cool to see and walk around, and that’s really all there is to it, and that’s the thing to do. It has become a hangout for Ceuta yoots, and the only other people we saw traversing the walls were a baby in a stroller, a group of male yoots smoking and doing bad things I can only assume, and a girl yoot and boy yoot making out. I usually judge yoots very harshly but I almost felt bad for them because there is nothing to do in their town. <\/div>\n <\/hr>\n <\/a> <\/p>\n
Mirador San Antonio has a perfect lookout spot we went to before dinner. At this spot, which sticks out over the water, you can see Africa curving around and a lil spot of Europe across the Strait of Gibraltar, as long as it’s not too foggy. It was kind of foggy. The temperature dropped considerably once the sun set, and we were at the highest, windiest point of town, so be prepared. I only brought warm weather clothes. Anyway, it was worth it because we saw a beautiful sunset between Europe and Africa and that is super cool.<\/div>\n <\/a> <\/p>\n
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Then, at almost 11pm, a big family came in WITH AN INFANT. I was done trying to understand. I was literally falling asleep in my food and a baby was just getting started.<\/div>\n <\/hr>\n<\/a>yes you’re right this is indeed a carrot salad I just didn’t expect it to be so carrot<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n