{"id":6165,"date":"2013-08-27T20:03:38","date_gmt":"2013-08-27T20:03:38","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-04-16T12:37:27","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T12:37:27","slug":"how-not-to-make-an-ice-cream-cake-html-d2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/2013\/08\/27\/how-not-to-make-an-ice-cream-cake-html-d2\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to Make an Ice Cream Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n <\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n What’s hard to tell, though, is that the frosting melted into the top, coloring the cake, and then all of it slid off into those soupy corners, mixing with the ice cream to make admittedly delicious, viscous plasma. The top looks iced, but it’s mostly just the cocoa that seeped into the pores.<\/div>\n <\/div>\n <\/span><\/a>It doesn’t look too bad when it’s sliced, does it? But it was, oh it was. Have faith.<\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n BEST EVER VANILLA CAKE<\/strong> <\/span><\/span>Preheat oven to 350°. Pour the milk and apple cider vinegar into a measuring cup; let it stand for at least five minutes until it curdles. I usually leave it for longer to ensure quality curdling action. Mix the dry ingredients (minus the sugar) in a mixing bowl. Add the sugar, then the oil, vanilla, and curdly milk and mix until just combined; do not overmix. Pour into two 8x8inch baking pans, or two round ones, or do what I did and do one square pan and one circular. (You should also wear 2 different shoes.) Bake for 45 minutes.
However, don’t do what I did. Follow the instructions of someone who knows what they are doing.<\/font>
Or…<\/span>
If you don’t like being told how to do something, and you prefer being AWESOME,<\/font> read on.<\/font><\/div>\n <\/hr>\n
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<\/span> My birthday this year was quite uneventful, so I decided that my birthday cake would be special: Ice cream cake! I’ve never made one before, and haven’t had one since elementary school, when other kids had those Carvel cakes at their parties. So now it was my time. (THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN MY TIIIIME!) However, I didn’t think the process through enough. So, this post is more of a ‘What Not to Do’ version of ‘How to Make an Ice Cream Cake’. Some truly amazing cake wreck pictures wait ahead. <\/font>
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Adapted from Isa Chandra Moskowitz’s Vanilla Bean cupcakes<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n\n
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LET THE CAKES COOL. Like, for hours, not for 15 minutes like I did. Holy crap, I’m serious.<\/strong><\/font><\/font>
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