{"id":5998,"date":"2013-09-30T22:26:30","date_gmt":"2013-09-30T22:26:30","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2022-11-05T16:08:22","modified_gmt":"2022-11-05T16:08:22","slug":"veganizing-friends-its-pronounced-nes-lay-too-lousuh-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/2013\/09\/30\/veganizing-friends-its-pronounced-nes-lay-too-lousuh-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Veganizing “Friends”: It’s Pronounced ‘Nes-LAY Too-LOUSuh’"},"content":{"rendered":"
Monica:<\/strong>\u00a0Hey, I know I what I want!<\/p>\n Chandler:<\/strong>\u00a0What\u00a0we<\/strong>\u00a0want honey.<\/p>\n Monica:<\/strong>\u00a0No, you don\u2019t want this. I want to have your grandmother\u2019s cookie recipe.<\/p>\n Phoebe:<\/strong>\u00a0You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?<\/p>\n Monica:<\/strong>\u00a0Uh-huh, yeah.<\/p>\n Phoebe:<\/strong>\u00a0You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?<\/p>\n Chandler:<\/strong>\u00a0Dying people say the\u00a0craziest\u00a0things.<\/p>\n Monica:<\/strong>\u00a0I wanted it for years! I was gonna make cookies for my children.<\/p>\n Phoebe:<\/strong>\u00a0Break my heart\u2014Oh, all right.<\/a>COOOOOKIES!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n
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