{"id":4858,"date":"2016-06-29T19:38:16","date_gmt":"2016-06-29T19:38:16","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2019-04-16T12:37:13","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T12:37:13","slug":"valletta-malta-i-didnt-see-one-maltese-dog-but-it-was-still-nice-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/2016\/06\/29\/valletta-malta-i-didnt-see-one-maltese-dog-but-it-was-still-nice-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Valletta, Malta: I Didn&#8217;t See One Maltese Dog But It Was Still Nice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class='imgPusher' style='float:left;height:0px'><\/span><span style='display: table;width:567px;position:relative;float:left;max-width:100%;;clear:left;margin-top:0px;*margin-top:0px'><a href='http:\/\/www.laughfrodisiac.com\/western-europe\/valletta-malta-i-didnt-see-one-maltese-dog-but-it-was-still-nice'><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/uploads185418543868img-4228_1.jpg\" style=\"margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; border-width:1px;padding:3px; max-width:100%\" alt=\"Picture\" class=\"galleryImageBorder wsite-image\" \/><\/a><span style=\"display: table-caption; caption-side: bottom; font-size: 90%; margin-top: -10px; margin-bottom: 10px; text-align: center;\" class=\"wsite-caption\"><\/span><\/span> <\/p>\n<div class=\"paragraph\" style=\"text-align:justify;display:block;\"><span style=\"color:rgb(0, 0, 0)\">Not gonna lie, I didn&#8217;t even know Malta was a whole country until like a few years ago. 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