Better not win: Jennifer Lawrence<\/li>\n<\/ul>\nLupita was incredible in her first major film role, and really better win. If Jennifer Lawrence wins another award this year just because people want to be her friend and want her to think they’re cool for thinking she’s<\/em> cool, I’ma be real mad. Last year was her year! Not this year! Argh! Lupita! I love you!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n
\n- <\/span>Will and should win: “12 Years a Slave”<\/li>\n
- I would probably be voting for: “Philomena”, because I love Coogan and he did a great job<\/li>\n
- I would also probably vote for: “Before Midnight”, because damn. <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
I hope “12 Years” will take this one, but I’d be thrilled with an upset by “Before Midnight”, which had a sensational, genius script, or “Philomena”, because I’d love a Steve Coogan acceptance speech. <\/p><\/div>\n
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\n- Might win: “American Hustle”<\/li>\n
- Has an equally good chance of winning: “Her”<\/li>\n
- Better not win: “American Hustle”<\/li>\n
- Should win because shamwow: “Her”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
I loved loved “Her”, and if it’s going to win any award, best original<\/em> screenplay is the one, because damn if it wasn’t the best original screenplay in years. You know what shouldn’t win? “Hustle”, which had great performances but damn if it wasn’t the most disappointing script in years. <\/div>\n<\/p>\n
\n- Will and should win: “Frozen”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Best movie everrrr!
<\/span>LET IT GOOOO, LET IT GOOOOO CAN’T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOORE. LET IT GOOO, LET IT GOOO, TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR.<\/span> <\/p>\n<\/p>\n
\n- Will and should win: “Let It Go”<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
HERE I STAAAAND AND HERE I’LL STAYYYY!
No, seriously, this song is amazing. When I saw “Frozen” in the theatre the first time, I broke my cardinal rule of moviegoing and spoke after Idina finished destroying this song: I said to the person next to me “That was amazing.” It was. If all goes as it should, Bobby Lopez will soon become the 12th EGOT in the history of the world. MAHA NAIBU EEBOWAI! <\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
Other things that should happen:<\/p>\n
\n- <\/span>“Gravity” should win all the visual and technical awards<\/li>\n
- Idina Menzel should get a standing ovation<\/li>\n
- Kerry Washington, presenter and fixer, should say something about everything being handled<\/li>\n
- “Blackfish” should win Best Documentary on a write-in vote because it was inexplicably snubbed<\/span><\/li>\n
- John Williams should win best score, for “The Book Thief”, for the first time in more than 20 years<\/li>\n
- Some really drunk winner should say how the Oscars don’t really mean anything<\/li>\n
- Host Ellen DeGeneres will make everyone laugh at good-natured, well-meaning, completely nonthreatening and non-harmful jokes<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
HAPPY OSCARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/div>\n
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