{"id":10705,"date":"2019-08-23T07:05:54","date_gmt":"2019-08-23T07:05:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/?p=10705"},"modified":"2019-10-23T16:03:02","modified_gmt":"2019-10-23T16:03:02","slug":"voting-with-your-dollar-hotels-cosmetics-and-tv-on-my-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laughfrodisiac.com\/2019\/08\/23\/voting-with-your-dollar-hotels-cosmetics-and-tv-on-my-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Voting with Your Dollar: Hotels, Cosmetics, and TV on My List"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
This is #4 in the Vote with your Dollar series, in which I ruin things you probably love, and I\u2019m sorry, but like the world is a mess and we should try to do better. Every other Friday I\u2019ll be here ruining stuff for you!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Hey folks, we have some real jerkfaces to talk about today! I feel compelled to note in response to some talk talk in my ear holes that OF COURSE these aren\u2019t the most important issues to be talking about. These are things I suggest taking in consideration for people who ALREADY know not to support Nazis\/animal cruelty\/destruction of earth\/racists\/rapists\/&c and want to know a little more about where their money goes. I don\u2019t wanna hear any of that \u201cwhy don\u2019t you talk about something more important like the Amazon\u201d nonsense. (Answer: BECAUSE WE ALREADY KNOW NOT TO EAT BEEF.) (Although the Amazon is on fire and that\u2019s probably the most pressing concern right now so definitely donate to Rainforest Alliance, Rainforest Trust, Amazon Watch, and\/or Rainforest Action Network if you have spare cash. And stop eating beef.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n HOTELS<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Sheldon Adelson is a corrupt billionaire (redundant) who represents the extremely dangerous extreme far-right movement. He gave $82 million to Cheeto Mussolini and Republicans in 2016, more than three times the next largest individual donor. His $5 million donation to Trump\u2019s inaugural committee is the largest single donation to any such inauguration in history. His support for Trump\u2019s regime seems dependant on how the toilet president has intertwined the republican party with the terrible policies of Israel\u2019s Benjamin Netanyahu. And Adelson\u2019s money isn\u2019t just sent in an envelope to Trump and left at that. The New York Times reported that he was part of a \u2018shadow National Security Council\u2019 that pushed for Trump to destroy the Iran deal and to move the Israeli embassy to Jerusalem, two supremely stupid moves that endanger many people, Jews included (as do most of Trump\u2019s decisions and policies, as they contribute to the rise in anti-Semitism, a point rich assholes tend not to give a shit about) (there was a play called Bad Jews and I never saw it but I think it was about Adelson (and the Kushners) (and any other Jew that supports Trump I mean I just DO NOT GET IT how do you care about preventing Israel from being shared by people who already live there more than you care about Nazis running your own country??).<\/p>\n\n\n\n In addition to all the terrible things Sheldon does – like funding Rabbi Shmuley\u2019s work, buying or publishing Israeli daily newspapers as well as the Las Vegas Review-Journal and exerting editorial control over content that dares criticize the corruption at his casinos (latter) or Bibi (former), and funding a group that opposes anti-Israel discussion on college campuses – he also owns the Venetian Casino in Las Vegas, so not staying there is one regular person way of not putting your money in his most-likely-gross-and-dirty-and-sticky-maybe-from-an-unwrapped-cough-drop pocket. Sheldon, a sort of Alex-Mack goo pile that reformed into a solid improperly, founded the parent company Las Vegas Sands Corporation and is the chairman and CEO. The company also owns The Palazzo on the Vegas Strip. I\u2019m pretty sure there isn\u2019t one casino in Vegas that isn\u2019t owned by a corrupt asshole billionaire, but we\u2019re focusing on this asshole today. I mean Vegas casinos suck anyway; stay off the strip maybe? I don\u2019t know I hate Vegas. But I do love Singapore, so it makes me sad to report my recent discovery that Sheldon the Bellend also owns the most famous sight there – the Marina Bay Sands, the famous triple tower hotel with the viewing platform across all three. You know it as the location of the party at the end of Crazy Rich Asians. It\u2019s super famous. (They also own a lot of hotels and casinos in Macau but who is staying there, ugh boring.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Suffice it to say, this jackwagon sucks, so if you want a fake Italian gondola ride, just rent a canoe and find a creek and a striped boatneck shirt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n COSMETICS<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Most of the companies implicated herein aren\u2019t vegan anyway but I super extra urge those of you who do use their products to read on. Recently, the organization behind the #grabyourwallet boycotts have added Estee Lauder to the list, along with its subsidiary companies. And it\u2019s for dern good reason: Ron Lauder, board member and heir to the g-d entire shibang, contributed to Trump\u2019s Victory Committee. What a jackass. Unfortunately, the reach of Estee Lauder is broad. I cannot sufficiently prepare you for the list to come. The parent company owns (gird your loins): <\/p>\n\n\n\n Aveda<\/p>\n\n\n\n Clinique<\/p>\n\n\n\n Origins<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bobbi Brown<\/p>\n\n\n\n Jo Malone<\/p>\n\n\n\n MAC<\/p>\n\n\n\n Smashbox<\/p>\n\n\n\n Aerin (but who really uses that)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Darphin<\/p>\n\n\n\n La Mer (fuck that noise anyway)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Prescriptives<\/p>\n\n\n\n Too Faced<\/p>\n\n\n\n Bumble & Bumble <\/p>\n\n\n\n I mean we shouldn\u2019t be surprised since, as we regularly establish here, all billionaires are immoral, but also Estee Lauder was the company that worked with Trump in the early aughts on launching his signature fragrance so they’ve always been in cahoots. I bet it was the fragrance of the 57th Street subway station in the summer mixed with piss-stained hospital bed sheets. <\/p>\n\n\n\n I know that is some list, though, like astonishingly big and bad. Luckily, there are some cruelty-free cosmetics brands that are even better, that don\u2019t test on animals and don\u2019t support monsters. LUSH cosmetics are easy to find – just follow your nose; you can smell the shop from a block away – and have many vegan products. BareFaced Beauty, Sugarpill Cosmetics, and Revolution Makeup are also dependably cruelty-free brands and I\u2019m pretty sure they don\u2019t support Trump. Makeup experts are better sources than I am, of course, so check out sites like logicalharmony.net for more info (although of course their most recent post is about Too Faced ack!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n TELEVISION<\/span><\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Okay WHAT THE FORK, ABC?! I have never watched \u201cDancing with the Stars\u201d but I am LIVID about their casting Sean Spicer on the new season of that bullshirt. Trump\u2019s former press secretary is not a star, he is not funny, and he is not trendy or cool. He is literally a man responsible for defending untold atrocities and lying to the American public and the world about what this administration was doing. He should be going to jail with all the rest of the monsters, but instead he\u2019s being paraded out as goofball entertainment? NO. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Some people have rolled their eyes at the outrage over \u2018just a stupid TV show\u2019. And that kind of reaction completely misses the horrifying point that this outrage is really about: Putting Spicer on this show is normalizing what he did and as a result what the administration has done. Normalizing their continued destruction of our laws, systems, and our humanity makes a mockery of morality. It\u2019s treating evil as entertainment. That\u2019s nothing to dismiss just because it\u2019s being done through a stupid TV show. In fact, that makes it all the more horrifying and important to stand against. We\u2019ve let too much happen already; letting them excuse and use this man as entertainment is a surefire step in remaining a fascist state. Spicer and the lot of them should be entertaining judges at The Hague with how stupid they are and how obvious guilty they are, not entertaining the very country they’ve destroyed with their g-d dancing. <\/p>\n\n\n\n That’s it for this fortnight of What I Hate Now, the alternate title for this series. Chime in with your thoughts and\/or what’s bugging you this week. <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is #4 in the Vote with your Dollar series, in which I ruin things you probably love, and I\u2019m sorry, but like the world is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":10706,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-miscellany"],"yoast_head":"\n