It’s Theatre Thursday! Today’s show is Noises Off at London’s Garrick Theatre, playing until January 4.
During the mind-boggling ‘wrong’ choreography of Act II, I thought giddily to myself “Omg Noises Off is like the original Play that Goes Wrong! I’m going to use that for my title! I’m so clever!” Cut to me after the show, looking at the giant billboards and marquees outside the theatre, and seeing that they are actually using that as the tagline. Smdh.
Despite not being able to take credit for this clever connection, and despite being seemingly the only person in the world who didn’t learn about this show in high school, I wholeheartedly recommend a trip to the Garrick to see the fantastic comedic classic about a bad play that goes to absolute shit, because it is always a good idea to see this play. Noises Off, the 1982 British farce-within-a-farce by Michael Frayn, is hysterical, frenzied, ridiculous fun no matter how many times you’ve seen it, and this latest West End production, a transfer from the Lyric Hammersmith, is no exception.
The show focuses on a small theatre company the night before their first public performance of the fake (and seemingly terrible) play Nothing On – and then the early morning before that first performance – and how ill-prepared they are for the quickly approaching curtain. Everything goes wrong, all the actor-characters are complete disasters, and if I were in the audience of Nothing On I’d be demanding a refund, and it is all absolute silly ludicrous perfection. I love when the director character stands up from the audience for the first time and starts to reprimand his unnaturally sloppy cast, and you get that feeling that everything is going to be great, because everything is going to go wrong in the most outlandish and ludicrous ways, without ever being annoying.
This play is so well crafted that every time you think they’ve done all they can with one joke or storyline, they elevate it. Just when you think ‘okay, please not another joke about sardines,’ they use the endless plates of sardines in another ridiculous manner, or they add another abandoned plate, and it’s preposterous that it’s hilarious. And the perspective switch and time jump of Act II let the comedy unfold in an even more ridiculous manner that never fails to blow my mind. I honestly cannot wrap my head around how director Jeremy Herrin (actual director, not character-director of the play-within-the-play, that’s Lloyd Owen who’s great) (see how confusing it is already!) kept track of all the frenetic nonstop choreography of Act II, let alone how the actors do it. How do you communicate what needs to happen when what needs to happen needs to be wrong? My brain, it explodes.
And this cast does it all brilliantly. It’s a true ensemble piece where everyone gets a chance to shine, even Tim and Poppy with their hilarious final act front-of-house calls (I would LOVE for that to happen in real life) (I mean I would riot and it would be terrible but my god it would be so funny), and I love that with every new production, there’s a different standout performer, depending on the direction and how the ensemble gels. When I last saw the show, on Broadway, Megan Hilty’s Brooke was the standout, earning a much-deserved Tony nomination for a role that is usually just the ditzy blonde. She made it the funniest part of the whole g-d thing, along with, of course, Andrea Martin’s Dotty. Those two were so sublime, so much funnier than I honestly could have ever imagined their roles to be, that I don’t even recall the role of Garry. Whereas here, Brooke and Dotty were fine, and our Garry (Daniel Rigby) was the standout, making his inability to end a sentence solidly instead of trailing off with a ‘you know?’ the most comically brilliant acting I’ve enjoyed in a while. His every perfectly pitched ‘you know’ had us crying. Just as Garry is best with a British actor who really gets how to speak that silly role, I think this show, which is such a British show, is at its best with a British cast, and I never really knew that before seeing this, my first UK production. I mean even aside from all the talk about Inland Revenue. If you need to laugh at ridiculous antics that somehow never get to be irritating, go see this before it closes.
INFORMATION
We got the restricted view aisle seats of O23 and 22, because they are significantly cheaper than the rest of the stalls. The restriction comes in the form of a pillar, and it’s really not that bad. It’s actually not a true aisle, so you know – it’s against the wall, but there’s enough room to squeeze through around the seat in front (and in front of that is a wide open space). It’s a VERY poorly designed stalls section, with lots of weird empty spaces and a terrible rake. Also, this is a very poorly priced show. The rest of our row was empty so we moved down to the seats that were sold for twice as much if not more. These seats shouldn’t be empty for a weekend performance, but as we found when we were looking for tickets, the stalls are way overpriced, especially given how claustrophobic and dark they seem with the low circle overhang. Shame.
I definitely recommend sitting in the circle for the Garrick – it’s actually at street level (which is why the stalls below ground seems so dungeony), and it’s tiny, and the ladies room is right next to the door to the seats, so.
At our 7:30 curtain, Act I ended at 8:41. There’s a brief pause between Acts II & III, and the show ended at 9:40. Perfect length!